MatteoAlvarez's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Life of a Ninja]

offended...

i am also part ninja (i lost the other part), and i was offended. we wake up at sunrise AND at sunset. we don't drink corona. real ninja's like me only drink japanese beer. ITS THE LAW!!1 We also do our own laundry. I have been studying the ways of the ninja for 13 days now and am almost a grandmaster. you offend us ninja (plural, like deer) with your western views.

btw - make a third one, man. these are hilarious.

[Red Riding Hood]

wow

that was very good. i enjoyed your version of the storyline very much; it was really unexpected. well done.

[Summoning SANTA]

rofl

that past comment was funny. i guess not everyone appreciates political humor.

the toon was very good. nice work, and good points.

[Objectionable Apparatus]

um

can i buy some pot from you?

[Does Anyone Know the Time]

couldn't even finish it...

...it was just too lame. no offense.

[a final date]

Great work!

Its like he sees things in black and white when he's with her.

[Nim's Winter tale]

Excellent

I very much enjoyed watching that. Great work!

[MC Hawking: Music Video]

Excellent

I very much enjoyed watching that. Great work!

[Baby Mario's Adventures 2]

Lame

I couldn't even finish it.

[Final Fantasy Day Care 2]

its ok

the graphics are good, but the plot so far and the humor is pretty dry. don't focus on one joke so damn long.