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[The Life of a Ninja]

offended...

i am also part ninja (i lost the other part), and i was offended. we wake up at sunrise AND at sunset. we don't drink corona. real ninja's like me only drink japanese beer. ITS THE LAW!!1 We also do our own laundry. I have been studying the ways of the ninja for 13 days now and am almost a grandmaster. you offend us ninja (plural, like deer) with your western views.

btw - make a third one, man. these are hilarious.

[Red Riding Hood]

wow

that was very good. i enjoyed your version of the storyline very much; it was really unexpected. well done.

[Objectionable Apparatus]

um

can i buy some pot from you?

[Nim's Winter tale]

Excellent

I very much enjoyed watching that. Great work!

[MC Hawking: Music Video]

Excellent

I very much enjoyed watching that. Great work!